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Funny Gen X

Funny Gen X

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This funny Generation X design features the saying "Raised on Hose Water and Neglect," a sarcastic nod to the tough, independent upbringing of Gen Xers. Perfect for those who grew up in the 80s and 90s, drank from garden hoses, rode bikes without helmets, and thrived despite minimal supervision. Great for birthdays, reunions, or just a laugh with fellow latchkey kids!

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Shirt Size Chart

Imperial (inches)

SizeWidthLengthSleeve
XS16.5027.008.60
S18.0028.008.90
M20.0029.009.20
L22.0030.009.50
XL24.0031.009.70
2XL26.0032.0010.00
3XL28.0033.0010.40
4XL30.0034.0010.80
5XL32.0035.0011.20

Metric (cm)

SizeWidthLengthSleeve
XS41.9068.5821.84
S45.7271.1222.61
M50.8073.6623.37
L55.8876.2024.13
XL60.9678.7424.64
2XL66.0481.2825.40
3XL71.1283.8226.42
4XL76.2086.3627.43
5XL81.2888.9028.45

Timeless Comfort and Design

This classic unisex jersey short sleeve tee fits like a well-loved favorite. Soft cotton and quality print make users fall in love with it over and over again. These t-shirts have ribbed knit collars to bolster shaping. The shoulders are tapered for a better fit over time. Dual side seams hold the garment's shape for longer.

Premium Fabric and Versatility

Made with 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)) that is easy to layer, breathable. Perfect for active and leisure wear. The retail fit that is perfect for casual and semi-formal settings. The crew neckline adds a classic, neat style that's perfect for accessorizing.

Ethical Manufacturing and Quality Blends

ella+Canvas manufactures all its products in the US and internationally in humane, no-sweat-shop, sustainable way and is part of the Fair Labor Association as well as Platinum WRAP certified. The tear-away label minimizes skin irritations. Fabric blends: Ash and Heather Prism colors - 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Heather and Solid Blend colors - 52% cotton, 48% polyester; Athletic Heather and Black Heather - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.